{"product_id":"ethel","title":"ETHEL","description":"\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"531173d8-7cc0-474c-a1ad-84d6d57eb6a7\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"9\" data-end=\"75\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"9\" data-end=\"75\"\u003eEthel will knit you a scarf and add your landlord to The List.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"326\"\u003eShe's the one who remembers every slight since 1962 and keeps the ledger alphabetized. The crimson bleeding through her frames is not paint — it is the receipts. She will feed you soup, ask if you're eating, and quietly ruin the man who wronged you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"379\"\u003eWear her when love and vengeance are the same verb.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1vzmhi8\" data-start=\"381\" data-end=\"399\"\u003eMATERIALS \u0026amp; FIT\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"401\" data-end=\"449\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1x9yazz\" data-start=\"401\" data-end=\"421\"\u003eResin, Rhinestones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yqcph7\" data-start=\"422\" data-end=\"435\"\u003eWidth: 23cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1uo55i3\" data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"449\"\u003eHeight: 8cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1xvz09c\" data-start=\"451\" data-end=\"458\"\u003eCARE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"p1viv6\" data-start=\"460\" data-end=\"477\"\u003eWhat to Avoid\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"750\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13zg54v\" data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"516\"\u003eWater — decorative, not waterproof.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1urc9sy\" data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"571\"\u003eCleaning sprays, alcohol, or ammonia-based products.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"d0mtqx\" data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"616\"\u003eAcetone, nail polish remover, or solvents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"m5i304\" data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"678\"\u003ePerfume, hairspray \u0026amp; makeup contact — apply before wearing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ffk2tc\" data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"710\"\u003eDirect heat or prolonged sun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b67tbc\" data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"750\"\u003ePaper towels, tissues \u0026amp; rough fabric.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"mfh9yb\" data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eCleaning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fjyn72\" data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"828\"\u003eSoft, dry microfiber cloth for everyday dusting and smudges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bnf9xf\" data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"916\"\u003eFor light marks: dampen one corner barely — never wet — wipe gently, dry immediately.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"w9x5of\" data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"929\"\u003eStorage\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"x1okld\" data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"982\"\u003ePadded makeup pouch or pencil case when not worn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6q3g5z\" data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eAway from humidity and direct sunlight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1rg43ak\" data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003eIf Something Comes Loose\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1138\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eDon't DIY-glue gems or trims. Reach out — most repairs are simple if caught early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Trash \u0026 Glow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":63986082414969,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/4208\/6009\/files\/trash_and_glow_shopify_33.png?v=1786109129","url":"https:\/\/www.trashandglow.com\/products\/ethel","provider":"Trash \u0026 Glow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}