Marge

Marge cries at weddings. Marge cries at funerals. Marge cries while loading the shotgun.

The youngest auntie — only seventy-something — and the most dangerous because she still seems sweet. Sapphire blue, soft as a hymn, sharp as her tongue after the second glass of wine. She'll call you sweetheart and put herself between you and the whole damn world.

Wear her when you want them to never see it coming.

MATERIALS & FIT

• Resin, Rhinestones
• Width: 23cm
• Height: 8cm

CARE

What to Avoid

• Water — decorative, not waterproof.
• Cleaning sprays, alcohol, or ammonia-based products.
• Acetone, nail polish remover, or solvents.
• Perfume, hairspray & makeup contact — apply before wearing.
• Direct heat or prolonged sun.
• Paper towels, tissues & rough fabric.

Cleaning

• Soft, dry microfiber cloth for everyday dusting and smudges.
• For light marks: dampen one corner barely — never wet — wipe gently, dry immediately.

Storage

• Padded makeup pouch or pencil case when not worn.
• Away from humidity and direct sunlight.

If Something Comes Loose

Don't DIY-glue gems or trims. Reach out — most repairs are simple if caught early.